Deep Thoughts with Diva Natalie

I'm just cheap!!!!! I love posting these blogs... I had a great routine set. Get boy to sleep, eat dinner and then blog! It was perfect and then my neighbors had to move!! OK... I admit it... I was "borrowing" their Wi Fi!! It was fun while it lasted!

And before you ask... yes, I knew this was wrong! But I ask for forgiveness!! I will start paying the man soon, so I can go back to my comfy routine!

Nayda Suleman is back!!!! She's the cover girl for the new issue of Star Magazine... Thankfully she isn't announcing more babies to come. BUT she is saying and doing something shocking...

Yup!! That's her in a bikini!! Plus... she saying she had NO SURGERY!!! You may believe her, but first look at this picture...

THERE IS NO WAY she went from one to the other without going under the knife or, at least, getting help from a very heavy handed airbrusher! Need proof, look at them side by side...

Don't get me wrong!!! She looks fantastic!! I'd kill for a body like that... but I probably wouldn't get it without some nip and tuck!!!! What I find interesting is she's obviously spending a lot of time on getting fit! So who's watching the 14 KIDS? Instead of worrying about her physical health, I would like to see her focusing on her mental health and the care of ALL THOSE BABIES!!

So I watched the MTV show "16 and Pregnant" and have watched some episodes of the follow up show "Teen Mom". It's an interesting study of what these 4 high school girls go through when they are forced into the very adult world of parenthood. Some have been dealing better than others on the show. BUT things look like they've gone from bad to worse for one teen mom...

Us Weekly is reporting that 18 year-old Farrah Abraham was allegedly choked and hit by her mother on Saturday. Farrah's mother, Debra Danielson, was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse/serious assault. According to police reports, the pair fought in their Iowa home over "childcare issues and other problems."This led to Danielson, 54, throwing a shirt at her daughtr, but it landed near Abraham's infant daughter Sophia instead and the baby began crying. When Farrah yelled about the t-shirt, her mother allegedly grabbed her by the throat and then "struck her on the right side of the head and her mouth." The report notes that Abraham had "multiple cuts" on her lips.

If you've watched the show it 's no surprise that this mother and daughter have had a strained relationship for a LONG time. Farrah seems to brush off her parenting responsiblity pretty easily, just expecting her mom to pick up the slack. But her mom never seems to really discuss the issues. Instead she yells... and it now appears she's taken to the next level. My only hope is that that little girl Sophia is protected from any and all violence!

My take on "The Bachelor" tonight... I've said before that Jake wouldn't have ever been my choice for the new man of the show. However, he is slowly winning me over. I appreciate that he called two women on their BS. First, nutso Michelle... I agree that girl needs a therapist far more than a husband right now. Jake shouldn't have to beg anyone to stay, so I was glad to see him call Michelle's bluff! Also, "don't kiss me Elizabeth"... He saw that this was her way to manipulate the situation and he nipped it in the bud by showing her the door. Good Call!

As for the whole house hating Vienna... I think she's getting kind of a bum rap! Sure, she's a little annoying in her immeidate obsession with Jake. But what girl doesn't go a little overboard at times when she's crushing on a guy? If you ask me, the girl who is coming off as a witch is Ali! She seems to be the ring master of some lynch mob against Vienna. Still on the fence where both girls are concerned...

Finally... THANK YOU JAKE for being enough of a man to not run scared from a single mom! Reality Steve, who has a website with apparent spoilers about this season of "The Bachelor," claimed that Jake would send Ella packing because he couldn't handle an instant family. But for now, at least, he seems to admire Ella for loving her son and isn't threatened by it! Hurray!!!

I hate that I love this trash TV so much... But with the lack of social life I have, it's all I got!!

So last night, I'm watching Desperate Housewives and I see a promo for The Bachelor... It shows Tenley telling Bachelor Jake that she's pregnant!!!! WHAT?!?!?! Ok... don't get caught up in the hype! I'm hearing this is all editing! No specifics, but she's apparently telling him some kind of story and the producers used their magic splicing machine to create buzz for the show!

However, people are still talking about the scandal from last week... The show says Rozlyn had an "inappropriate relationship" with a producer and kicked her off the show. She says they were nothing more than friends. At first, no one knew who this dude was... but now we do! His name is Ryan Callahan. Check out his pic below!

OK!!! I'm no huge fan of Jake as the new bachelor! And I know looks are not everything! But REALLY??? He must have a REALLY GREAT personality. 

Yesterday I showed you the new and NOT improved Heidi Montag on the cover of "People"... But today, we see the full extent of her "transformation"...

UNREAL... literally! I think she looked WAY better before. I don't see how any man could perfer the one on the right over the one on the left. I guess the ONLY good thing that came out of all her surgeries was that she and her annoying husband were out of the news while she was healing.

Bet on it now! This is what she's gonna look like in 20 years... 

We all know there are some people that are ONLY famous for being infamous... case in point, Heidi Montag AND her husband Spencer Pratt. They started on the MTV show "The Hills" but somehow, despite NO ONE liking them, they've managed to keep themsleves in the headlines. Sure, most of the stuff they do to get attention is completely staged and an obvious cry for attention! BUT, the latest thing grabbing Heidi a cover story (in People Magazine no less) is dangerous, in my humble little opinion. Check out her before and then after in the cover shot!!! We all knew she had gotten plastic surgery in the past on her nose and some lower regions! But this is absurd!  The girl openly admits in the article getting 10 procedures done in ONE day! She now looks like a freak! Did she do this simply because of low self esteem? Did she do this to please her jerk of a husband? Or is this girl truly troubled enough to risk life and limb to get the media's attention. What's even more concerning... if the last one is true, IT WORKED!! There she is, plastic and all, on the cover of PEOPLE!! PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY!!! Young girls across the country don't need to be looking to these vapid D-listed stars as role models. Don't buy magazines that encourage this wrapped reality!!!

As I continue to watch the coverage of the Haiti earthquake, my heart just feels heavy. It's beyond imagination... the total destruction of so many people's lives. It's in times like these that you can't help but hold on to your loved ones just a little tighter.

My son, Elliott, has been testing the limits lately of sleeping in his own bed. At least two or three times a week, I've been getting a middle of the night visit. After a few tears, I always return him to his room to sleep. But last night, as I lied watching some news coverage coming out of Haiti, Elliott creeped into my room again. I looked up at the TV to turn it off and again saw the devastation. There was no way I was going to send my little one back to his room... When something so horrible happens, you look around in your life and see how blessed you are. There is nothing you can do but hold on tighter to the people you love. So, this morning, I'm a little sleepy (seeing that a few times in my sleep I got elbows to the face) But I'll be dog tired everyday, if it means that my family is safe!

In a side note... SHAME on Pat Robertson! You're delusions are offensive and repulsive. To say the Haitians brought this on themsleves is truly one of the MOST un-godly things I've ever heard!

If you need info about donating to help get aid to Haiti, check out this link... http://www.google.com/relief/haitiearthquake/

So last night, the last seaon of Simon began on "American Idol"... Have to admit, it was bittersweet. But NOT because Paula wasn't there! In fact, I didn't miss her AT ALL!! As I watched, I realized that we were watching what I think is the beginning of the end. I love Idol, like many of you, but sadly I don't think it will survive without it's silver tongued Brit! He's moving to yet another singing contest called "The X-Factor". Sure, Ellen is joining up later this season, which I'm excited about. But "Idol" without Simon just isn't Idol!!

If you're wondering what this show "The X-Factor" is all about and how it's different from Idol, check out this link... http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1629466/20100111/story.jhtml

As for the show last night... it had it's usual mix of deluded, insane and talented singers! I learned last night, that when Simon tells amyone they rock while playing the Idol game, it DOES NOT mean you're actually going to Hollywood. I also learned that Victoria Beckham only has ONE facial expression! As for the singers... three met my goose-bumps factor... Justin, the cancer survivor. Ashley, the girl Simon said had "IT" after siging Alicia Keys, and Katie, who loves her Grandma and singing!

Who where your Faves?

So just finished watching the latest Bachelor on DVR!! I know what you're thinking if you don't watch the show... something like "EW... she watches that trash?" Well, yes and that's exactly why i watch it!! It's like a trainwreck that you can't stop watching!! Do I believe that these kind of shows result in true love? NO, at least not 95% of the time! But it really is a great way to pass the time. TRUE, most of the girl's on those shows may have perfect hair, a great complexation and a size two waste... BUT most of them are FAR more messed up than I am! So in a way The Bachelor helps my self-esteem!!

As for this season... I'm still disappointed that Jake is the guy they picked. I'm sooo sick of him whining about being the nice guy! Sure, he looks like a ken doll but if you ask me, he's got the personality of cardboard. BUT, i'm still watching, so guess I'm the fool! BTW... if you want spoilers about this season, check out this website... http://www.realitysteve.com/ WARNING!!!! There may be some choice words and LOTS of spoilers! He even claims to know who Jake picks in the end. He also has a LOT of meat about what really went down with the whole Rozlyn scandal!

I end by asking... Please don't judge me because I LOVE reality TV!! I'm just a girl that needs some mindless smut TV after a hard day's work!

I woke up this morning and looked outside and my first thought was... "Ugh! It snowed... a lot!" Then I heard the scream of pure excitement coming from my son's room! Elliott came bounding out into my room holding his snow boots and pants and yelping "Please take me outside!!" In that moment I didn't care that it was freezing, that it would take 20 minutes to clean off the car, that I would be risking our life's on slippery road within the hour; All I cared about was getting that boy covered from head to toe and outside ASAP. So, this morning at about 7:15am, my son and I went outside to play in the snow! And it ROCKED!!!!!! It's funny how your 3 year old can remind you what's really important in life! Check out my little snow bug..