Wanted Woman!

A Los Angeles judge has lost her patience with Lindsay Lohan's excuses.

Lohan pulled a no-show at her progress review hearing today because her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley told the judge the actress's passport was stolen at the Cannes Film Festival this week. "She filed a police report. She intended to fly back at the earliest possible time. I don't know what else to tell you. She had reservations for a flight," she added.

Well... no police report has ever been filed regarding that missing passport. Plus, she doesn't look like she's in any kind of hurry to leave Cannes. Check out the picture of her still carefree and partying just last night...

Thankfully the judge wasn't having it!!! She said... "There is no valid excuse [for Lohan not being here]. If she wanted to be here, she could've been here. She could've come two days early from Cannes. She has a history of not keeping scheduled appointments. She has to take this seriously. I've warned her before."


The judge ordered an arrest warrant for Lohan and set bail at $100,000...

If or when Lohan is apprehended and posts bail, the judge ordered Lohan to abstain from alcohol, be fitted with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet, and be subject to random drug testing once a week. (ALL of that should have been started about two years ago)

A probation violation hearing date is pending Lohan's return to court. If found in violation, the prosecutor overseeing the case, Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers, stated she would seek up to six months in jail for the starlet. Meyers also stated that she wants proof that Lohan had indeed purchased flight tickets to make Thursday's hearing, otherwise that would show Lohan was "snubbing the court."

The actress's father, Michael Lohan, made an appearance in the courtroom, and nodded his head in agreement with the judge's orders. "Michael's concerned about his daughter's well-being," his attorney said after the hearing. "We're pleased that the judge placed stricter orders on her."

As of now, Lohan will remain on probation until August next year.